"Internet friendship is not real"
laugh-addict: Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
thebarricadebabe: I think a pocket size Chekov is necessary. You could take him out at school And he would just say really cute encouarging things Or you could get him to do stuff And he would be all like “I can do zat!” Yes Pocket size Chekov. I need it
Reblog if you consider Eleven your Doctor.
onginalmaz: I’m doing a thing where i’m trying to find out which is the most popular revival regeneration. For Nine. For Ten.
christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to. She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
Crew member: As the second in command here in engineering, it is my job to take on Mr Scott's job when he is unwell, absent or, in this case, resigned.
Crew member: I have been training for years for this position, took engineering at the academy, and have worked my way up the ranks properly.
Chekov: Hello I am here I am in charge now
Crew member: Who the fuck are you
Crew member: You are like, 12
Crew member: Are you even an engineer
Crew member: Stop
ziggystardyke: heyfunniest: heyfunniest: the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”. So I guess we have to start pronouncing the word ‘graphics’ as ‘jraphics’ then, since that’s what the G in GIF stands for. Moron doesn’t know how to speak.
presidentromnyeh: Can I just point out that um Mituna’s art is better than Karkat’s Although probably not as good as Nepeta’s Or Vriska’s And well nothing amounts to Calliope’s art And ok but I doubt that Dave even tries Not sure about Dirk Well Hussie is fucking Hussie And Caliborn has issues
Pope Francis Says All Who Do Good Are Redeemed -... →
Pope Francis rocked some religious and atheist minds today when he declared that everyone was redeemed through Jesus, including atheists.
romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING